Aaahhhh..... so tired. sorry, but quite busy now of this days, well i can't find time to blog so i want to call an end to the blog...

This blog is now announced dead...

Breakthough !!! I made it !!!

Today's my hip hop showcase, well everything goes smooth and we got a mini battle though i lost, i feel happy, good, excited because i got everything i wanna share out of my share. I feel that we must share things so that people can also help us improve. During the showcase i did stunts what ever is unbelieveble. And encourage me! Ohhh thank God man...
My fellow good friends, i just want you all to remember... We win, we praise God, We lose, we praise God too.

Amen?

Nigel

Cham !!!

Oh No, My hip hop showcase coming soon...
I must get prepare soon...
People out there must jia you me ok? Haha lol...
By the way i will be doing beatbox and Dance...
Yeah Man!!!


Nigel

God Thank You!!!

WHOA !!!

I am back again...

it's been a long time...

God it's been a long time to get a new handphone!

I've spoiling and changing phone lately,

now i got a new hand phone thank god man!

Ladies & Gentlemens

I preset

The Samsung Beat DJ M7600H

I'm happy with the contents in it such as the DJ functions,

GPS Map Checking, Good Mp3 Engine, Fake Call Application,

Good Video Player, Touch Screen, Dice Rolling... Blah Blah Blah...

Hope you guys have a Nce Day...

I just can't sit ducks here. Some day i got to move on.

Mr Hahn (DJ) from Linkin Park scratching a song.



I've found interest in DJ-ing and Scratching. Here's a pro DJ, One of my favorite, Mr Hahn.

Manchester United return to top with Federico Macheda injury-time winner...

Manchester United reclaimed top spot 3-2 against Aston Villa

He is still four months short of being legally allowed to drink the man of the match champagne presented to him after the game and his Facebook site, complete with pictures alongside numerous glamorous blondes, only highlights his innocence and youthful naivety.

Yet Federico Macheda, a seventeen-year-old Italian making his Manchester United debut, might just go down as the boy who struck the telling blow in the 2008-09 Premier League title race with the stunning injury-time goal that enabled the champions to secure a barely deserved victory against Aston Villa that saw them dislodge Liverpool from top spot.

ut Macheda’s goal three minutes into stoppage time, when he received the ball from Ryan Giggs just inside the Villa penalty area before turning Luke Young and guiding an unreachable right-foot shot past goalkeeper Brad Friedel, might ultimately prove just as significant as Bruce’s double.

Without it, the momentum would surely now be with Liverpool, but United are now back in the driving seat, one point clear of their traditional rivals and with a game in hand.

The game may have had a joyous finale for United, but the build-up was agonising for their supporters. Despite witnessing countless victories and trophy parades at Old Trafford over the past decade-and-a-half, the Old Trafford crowd has a habit of being unusually restless and nervous when the stakes have been raised.

Showcase This Friday!!!

Oh No!!! My Hip Hop ministry showcase just this Friday! Yet I have not improve my DJ-ing or practise my raping! Die, Die. Pray to God that I improve.

Arsene Wenger:

Andreas Włodarczyk (a.k.a. Adriano Wanga, formerly John Paul Smith) is a criminal and wanted fugitive. He is regarded as one of the world's most armed and dangerous men by the FBI, who believe he is currently masqeuading as a football coach in England under the name "Arsene Wenger". The Bureau has listed his distinguishing features as acute myopia (blindness for the uniformed), an eyepatch, a hook, a wooden leg, grey skin and an aptitude for working with youths. Not to mention the fact that he's of Afro-Greenlandic origin. The FBI believes that if he is ever to smile, he will instantly and spontaneously self combust.

Early Life

Arsene "I didn't see a thing" Wenger was bor

n on the 16th of October 1896. The precise location of his birth is in dispute as 2 renowned experts in the field have come to differing views on this matter. Gene Snitsky, historian & part-time professional wrestler claims that Arsene Wenger was born in Ghduogofhuho Bay, Greenland, a claim bolstered by Wengers Afro-Greenlandic origins & the large concentration of pirates in this area. Oscar Wilde on the other hand insists that Arsene Wenger was born on Mars. As of 25th September 2008, this matter has yet to be resolved.

Little else is known about Arsene Wenger's early life. The identity of his parents remains a mystery apart from the fact that he is of Afro-Greenlandic origin. Even his last name is not his own. His name, roughly translated from an Inuit dialect, means anal masturbator, a claim Wenger himself furiously denies claiming instead that it is French for 'wing it in Arsenal'. Arsene Wenger remained in relative obscurit

y working as a part-time basket weaver & radio DJ before he got his 1st big break, an offer to become a pirate on the Black Pearl.

Many sea-faring adventures brought much fame & glory to Arsene Wenger (despite being only a toilet cleaner). However his many exploits cost him an arm & a leg, & also an eye & most of his pubic hair. Nevertheless Wenger put all of this aside & set forth on his greatest endeavor yet, Arsenal.

Wenger & Arsenal

The turning point of Wenger's career came when the crew of the Black Pearl set forth on their greatest endeavour yet, a daring raid on the Iraqi Imperia

l Palace to steal Edvard Munch's famous painting, the Thierry Henry. Wenger promptly betrayed his crewmates & stole the Henry for himself. However his hand was bitten off by Saddam Hussein himself during a 5 hour Hardcore Match which Wenger won after the involvement of an army of Inuit midgets(hired by Wenger hi

mself for this purpose alone).

With the Henry procured, Wenger set off on a life-raft to Lake Titicaca where he intended to live happily ever after with his painting. However a tornado lifted him up & dumped him in England again. With no money in his pockets & his life raft completely ruined, Wenger had no choice but to set up shop where he landed & founded Arsenal, named after himself of course. Arsenal originally served as a museum to house the Thierry Henry which basically scared the crap out of everyone who saw it & Wenger promptly fined them for soiling the place. This plan, however, came to an end after Oscar Wilde saw the Henry & promptly released the biggest fart recorded in history. The 4000 billionton explosion wiped out 95% of the known & unknown Universe & destroyed whatever remained of W

engers pubic hair.

Hurt but undaunted, Wenger came back & founded the 2nd Arsenal, which is in its present form today. Together with Henry, Wenger has made Arsenal a massive club with an annual turnover of 28 cents a year(Net income=$85763747219472194.65, Henry's salary=$$85763747219472194.37, all values in US dollars, as in YOU ASS dollars).

Crimes

Wenger was famously a suspect for burning down the Cutty Sark at port in London.Soon after the event he was arrested from his North Lon

don home and spent the night in the police station, meaning he missed Arsenal's vital game against Chelsea the next morning. Metropolitan Police strenuosly deny it isn't a misunderstanding between "Arsene" and "Arson". However, many believe this is the case since the Metropolitan Police are so "bull shite at their jobs". Wenger was soon released and went on to call the force "liars" and "down right fookin bitches the lot". Evidence was later unearthed to suggest that Chelsea owner and Russian gangster, Roman Abramovitch had paid someone to frame Wenger for the crime. The information came from a Mr Dwayne Bradfield, who sadly died from radiation poisoning before the case could be brought to the court. Wenger himself refuses to talk about th episode.

• He was chucked out of the premiere of Free Willy 9, as the cinema staff caught him smuggling in a bag of Skips and Gummi Bears as he didn't buy any of the food at their own canteen.

• He was also thrown out of the Premier of L ock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels for shouting instructions at the characters everytime Vinnie Jones was on Screen. A similar thing happenned at the Premier of 'Elizabeth', every time Eric Cantona entered.

• Wenger was arrested following a fight with former caretaker come Chelsea manager Avram Grant. It is claimed Avram refused to called Wenger by his new name, instead insisting on calling him John Paul Smith. It is not known whether this was due to Avram's low IQ or beacause Avram deliberaltey wanted to annoy Wenger (Smith). The incident inspired the Ting Tings number one hit, 'That's not my Name'.

  

Wengers Chef Credentials

Arsene is a very good chef, in case you didn't know. He set up his own restaurant in North London calling it "Le Martina Jol's Testicle Head", in a direct offense to ex-Spurs manager Martin Jol. However, his career as a chef wasn't without it's conspiracies, as Tottenham fans would recall. Picture the scene, Arsenal and Spurs are fighting it out for the final Champions League place on the final day of the season. Only one

out of these two fierce rivals will get through. What do you do? Well, the most popular theory is to get Arsenal's manager Wenger to cook the Spurs players up a "treat". Wenger, allegedly, under cooked his lasagne and gave it to the Spurs players the night before kick off. During the night, shit and diarrohea was everywhere in the Spurs hotel room. As expecte

d, they were so ill they shat out and lost their game, giving the final Champions League place to Arsenal, leaving Martin Jol to complain to the FA Premier League, but his appeal failed and he quit Tottenham. This is just a theory.

Bout of Downs Syndrome

Recently, after having lost the English Premier League Shotgun Challenge the 1 billionth time to his long time rival, Professor Emeritus Dr. Sir. Alex "Chuck" Ferguson the III Esq, Arsene Wenger was found to have slipped into a state of mental retardation similar to Downs Syndrome. He was found naked, rolling around in his own faeces and promptly put under the care of Sir Alex. Sir Alex has mentioned that every cure known(and unknown) to mankind would be used to bring Wenger back to his sense, including rectal probing.

Man United's Manager...

Alex Ferguson:

Slur Alex whisky-nosed 'orrible old sour-faced cunt Taggart Altime greatest diving scout(born 31 December 1341 in Parkhead, Glasgow) is a Scottish diving manager who spends most of his time using his vast wealth, sorry, 'tactical acumen' (of which a dormouse with a prefrontal labotomy possesses more than "Old squeaky bum") to make Manchester United the biggest bunch of whingeing, cheating twats in the history of the universe. Although only became a household name when he wed Falkirk based East Stirwingshire FC to their first ever domestic league victory in 1974. In his spare time, Fergie dresses up in a skirt and sings for the The Proclaimers. He is also described as the "biggest prick on Earth" by everyone associated with Manchester United F.C.

Playing Career

Alex Ferguson intellectual superiority he was a dumass in other words!!! apparent at an early age. Amazingly at the age of 1 years old he said his first swear word. He then went on to graduate at Oxford University with first class degrees in Swearing, Bullshitting and Chewing non-stop (still to this day holds the world record for chewing every last fragment of a brain in the shortest time possible). In After a failed career as a striker, he then moved to Falkirk and finished his playing career at Ayr United when he was attacked by a seagull at Somerset Park, permanently destroying his achillies and rendering him unfit to play the game ever again. In 1721, Henry VIII recognized Alex Fergusons abilities in getting rid of David Beckham and awarded a knighthood.

Happy Breakthrough...

In soccer, i always ply defender, but i play as Goal Keeper which is my most lousiest role, I finally manage to save the goal 4 TIME !!! (big breakthrough!)

Def Scratch

Choosing sides...

PREDATOR:Good Players, Peer to Peer
Inter Lion:Good Coach, Good Teamwork

Which side should i choose? Both are equally good offers, if i choose predator, i feel like a betrayer, Inter Lion?, I maybe look down on...
God, talk to me. Tell me which side to choose.

One choice, One consequence.

Def Scratch

World's coolest stunt video...

Watch out for Ninja stunts or Parkour performance.
Hope you Enjoy the video...

Battle Rap ! G-Unit's in the house...

Problems with snakes...

Hazards (Irritations) of Snakes...

Ever since the Wright Brothers' first flight in 1903, snakes on a plane have been a common aviation hazard. There are several problems with having snakes on a plane, including:

• Biting
• Eating of children/pets/luggage
• Missing your snake
• Damage to plane
• Death
  
• Passengers may demand refunds

Now that you are aware of the problems with having snakes on your plane, you can take measures to get rid of them.

WARNING!!! Depending on where you live, the danger level of the snake could be very high or very low. The most common snakes that people will find on their plane are the milk snake and the coral snake. They look almost exactly the same, except one is cuddly and harmless, and the other is a venomous killing machine. So you should probably wear some gloves or something.

What to do with Snakes?

1. Catch Snake!
2. Ponder how a Plane got on a snake
3. Remove Plane from snake, Plane may bite
4. Call Samuel L. Jackson
5. Yell "I'm tired of these Mutha-F**kin' Planes on this Mutha-F**kin' Snake!"
6. Film the entire process and make a movie of it
7. Make millions of dollars
8. Go home and ponder why you don't have a life.
9. ???
10. Profit!

What you'll need ?

You will need the following common items to de-snake a plane:

• Stick (point/curve at one end for impaling/putting snake into bag to be released into the wild)
• Bag (not needed if you have a pointy stick)
• Garbage bag (needed if you have pointy stick)
• Gloves (only necessary if you do not have access to anti-venom)
• Mongoose (see also HowTo: De-Mongoose A Plane.)
• Samuel L. Jackson (only necessary if it is a motherf**king plane, infested with motherf**king snakes)

WHERE DO SNAKE HIDE???

After you have obtained the required materials, locate the blueprints for your plane. Mark out common places where snakes hide. These include:

• Food trays
• Overhead compartments
• Overhead lighting
• Cockpits (cobras only)
• Right behind you
• In wiring
• Drink tray
• Mouth of dead guy
• Luggage
• Urinals/toilets
• Under seat

Get to it!

Now that you have marked out your search areas, suit up. Enter the plane and look around to see if there are any snakes in obvious places, i.e. seats, floors, etc. If there are, do not be worried by them. These snakes are probably harmless milk snakes. Well, you better hope they are milk snakes. Impale them with your stick just to make sure. Once all visible snakes are eliminated (or captured, if you care about the lives of these endagered killing machines), start looking in the places you marked down on the blueprints. Only the most clever, and therefore the most deadly, will have hidden in the places you hastily marked down. If you are unsure on how dangerous they are, stick your hand in there and see if he bites. If he does, then you probably shouldn't have done that. Use your stick to impale the snake (or capture it...I guess...), and then bag it. Repeat this process in all the places you marked on your blueprint, and in some other places that look snakey. Once you are confident that there are no snakes left in the plane, exit the plane and tow it into the hangar. Start the plane in the hangar and leave a door open. The exhaust will kill any snakes that you missed, and you too if you happen to wait in the hangar. Re-enter the plane and remove all the snake bodies. Congratulations, your plane is now snake free! Dispose of the snake carcasses at your local animal carcass dropoff, or in a garbage can in the park at night. You should de-snake your plane every week to avoid a buildup of snakes on your plane.

Alternatively, you could contact a snake removal professional such as Samuel L Jackson or Saint Patrick. However, be aware that professional snake removal rates are high and rarely guarantee against re-infestation (or sequels). Therefore, it is recommended that you attempt the above method first and only contact a professional if the snakes prove persistent or really, really bitey.

Opening a window while in flight is also a valid alternative.

If all else fails, toss a lit match in the gas tank and collect the insurance.

Chelsea suck !

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John Tear-ry

“"It's just a bit of friendly competition, all in the name of winning the ball eh?"”

~ John Terry, after decapitating an opposition player in a challenge

“"If he's such a shit player, then why is his rating so high on FIFA 09??"”

~ Typical Chelsea glory hunter on John Terry

John "Lionheart" Terry is captain of Chel$ki, a thug, Jose's ex-bum boy and an all around professional cunt. It is also rumored that he is a footballer, however, these reports are yet to be confirmed, with many stating that he is in-fact a rugby player.

In recent years, Terry has implemented wrestling tactics into his game, which were taught to him by his close friend Chris Benoit. These defensive tactics include: stabbing a player repeatedly and mutilating the body; taking off his belt and whipping the referee before he pulls out a card; choking out the opposing striker when the referee isn't looking; and murdering every single player on the other team by tackling them in the face.

He is also known for his famous group orgy with all the Coles. According to his mentor Jose, it was the first time he let any balls in 'round the back. Terry has one flaw in his game, he is retarded as soon as any player with an inkling of skill tries to pass him with the ball at their feet. Ronaldinho is most famous for this. When Chel$ki played Barcelona in 2006, Ronaldinho dribbled up to him, spat in his face, nutmegged him repeatedly then did the old "hey look behind you" trick before rounding him (not without knocking him embarrassingly to the ground first).

That f**king penalty

Terry's disguised appearance of being a reliable player was revealed when Avram Grant foolishly picked him to take a penalty in the 2008 Champions League final. Preoccupied with how he was going to be a hero and the first Chel$ki captain to lift the prestigious trophy in his mind, Terry forgot to remove his customary full time slippers (which later lived up their name) before approaching the penalty spot. Terry "slipped" whilst taking the penalty and hit the post, effectively losing the game.

Following the incident, wanting to prove he was a true blue and man's man, he showed off a new tattoo - 'Chelsea Rules', written in elaborate Chinese letters.

"Classy innit?" he said proudly. After closer inspection, a Chinese press man told Terry it actually said 'arse badger.'

Retardo Carvalho

Apparently Portuguese, despite his scruffy French appearance and smell. Being Portuguese, he is gay by default, however, he further emphasises his gayness by trying to rip opposition players' shirts off. He is rapidly losing his hair, and in the 2007/08 season, won the "Shittest Hair in the Premier League" trophy, Chel$ki's only silverware for the season.

Retardo bears a striking resemblance to Social critic and Irish prime minister, Dylan Moran, but has denied allegations that they are one-in-the-same, stating that Moran has more hair than he does.

Michael Ass-ien

Known for his sexual frustrations, Essien was famous in Ghana for promoting the use of Viagra, as they seemed to give him a burst of hormonal rage in which he would attempt to kick strikers, teammates, referees and mascots in the genital region.

Essien uses a special motivational technique learnt from the movie "Waterboy", in which John Terry says to him before a match "Hey, the whole other team banged your mum Michael - you gonna let them get away with it?". Michael is therefore a very angry man. As angry as he is one thing's for sure, he's one ugly son of a bitch. Essien holds the record of biggest forehead in the Premier League beating the much underrated and rather shit Ashley Young of Aston Villa.

It has been rumored that Essien is a prototype in Abramovich's evil scheme to create a super race of cyborg footballers. He doesn't feel pity, remorse or fear, and absolutely will not stop. Ever.




“Poser.”*

~ Wolverine on Freddy Kruger

“Agreed.”

~ Edward Scissorhands on the above comment

“Since the day I asked him to scratch my back... I regret it.”

~ Ronald Reagan on Freddy Krueger

“Freddy’s a god damn sexual tyrannosaurs!… Just like me!”

~ Jesse Ventura on Freddy Krueger

“He looks almost as messed up as I do!”

~ Deadpool on Freddy Krueger

Creator of Microsoft Charity Foundation, Freddy Krueger is a world renowned philantropist, a Wikipedian, younger brother to Robby Krieger of the Doors, and older brother to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. He has raised money for virtually every single misfortunate child he had ever found on the street. He has given money to hobos who have allegedly bought beer and drugs with it. Krueger laughs at this notion, thinking its all lie because he's so nice...sure it is...right...

Early Life

Fredrick Douglas MacArthur "T-Bone" Krueger was born into a loving family on Elm Street. The exceptional thing was that he had one hundred fathers, a lot more than common people. Well, actually they were stepfathers, but that's another story. This of course made his mom, Amanda Krueger, formerly a nun, the biggest whore to ever walk the earth since the heydays of the Whore of Babylon. For this he was often taunted by other children in school, saying "Son of a hundred maniacs, son of a hundred maniacs" and "Your mom is a filthy whore llll in love, your mom is a filthy whore in love". Poor kid. His mother couldn't stand the pressure of being the only woman in the vast family, so she took her life through strangulation. Freddy's first words were "One...Two....Freddy's coming for you...". His family thought it was cute. When he was in his teens, his entire body was burned when his car exploded in an elaborate hit and run involving OJ Simpson, a rubber chicken, and many metals. The metals were melded onto his hand, and his body covered in nineteenth degree burns. After spending 10 years in a coma, he awoke.

Posers*: A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not.

Craps And Nonsenses (LOL)...

“I'm in a movie!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Snakes on a Plane

With the success of Snakes on a Plane, several other filmmakers have attempted to bring a new twist to the popular formula for political satire.

Films of the Critters On A Conveyance genre currently released or under development include:

• Snape's on a Plane

• Piranhas on an Escalator

• Badgers on a Tram

• Suicide Bombers on a Plane

• Planes on a Plane

• Planes on a Snake

• Snakes on a Snake

• Snakes in your ass

• Motherf**kers on a Plane

• Oxygen on a Plane

• You on a Plane

• Republicans on an oil-tanker

• The Titanic on a Plane

• Bears on a Submarine

• Camels on a Submarine

• Snakes on a Coordinate Plane

• Snakes on a Plain

• Snakes on a Crane

• Snakes on an Inclined Plane

• Snakes on a Plaintiff

• Snakes on a Higher Plane of Existence

• Snakes on a Lower Plane of Existence

• Snakes on a Hydroplane

• A Fly in my Soup

• Al Capone in Alcatraz

• Al Gore's most important work to date: Spiders in the Loo.

• Al Gore on a cloud

• Alligators on a Golf Cart

• Animals on an Ark

• Antelopes in a Taxi

• Ants in Your Pants

• Armadillos on a Monorail

• Armored Bears on a Zeppelin

• Babies in a womb

• Badniks in a Semi-Automatic Handgun Production Factory.

• Badgers in a brothel

• Badgers in a Bath

• Bald people at a Hairdressers

• Batman and Robin in the Batmobile

• Bears on a Jet Ski

• Beatles on Drugs

• Becks on a Plane (based on the true story of David Beckham)

• Bees in a Spelling Bee

• Bees on a Bus

• Bees on an Amphibious Landing Craft

• Bender on a Fender

• Bill and Hillary Clinton in your Ass

• Borg on a Cube

• Bonds on Steroids

• Brains on a retard

• Bugs on a Camel

• Bugs on a Windshield

• Bullcrap on a Chef's Salad

• Bulls in a China Shop

• Bush in Iraq

• Butterflies in a Stomach

• Camels on a Hanglider

• Candirú in a Swimming Pool

• Captain Obvious on Being Obvious

• Care Bears on a Cruise Liner

• Cars in a Lane

• Castle in the Sky

• Cats in All Your Base

• Cats on a Hat

• CATS on a Zig

• Cats under a Lawnmower

• Cats On A Conveyerbelt

• Charlie Brown on Heroin

• Chavs at a Conference

• Chavs in a Cave

• Chickens on a Roller Coaster

• Chinese people at the Olympics

• Chimeras on a Space Shuttle

• Chimps on a Blimp

• Chuck Norris Under Your Bed

• Coatamundis on a Lawn Mower

• Cobras on a Jackhammer

• Cockroaches in Coffee

• Cockroaches In The Microwave

• Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick

• Colonel Sanders at KFC

• Conservapedians on a live, televised debate (a different kind of "conveyance" but no less hilarious/deadly)

• Cowboy Curtis on a Canope

• Crabs on a 'Copter

• Cripples on a Wagon

• Crocodiles in a Submarine

• Crows on a Bar

• Crows on a washing upline

• Cruise on a Couch

• Cylons on a Battlestar

• David Beckham on a Rickshaw

• David Seeman in goal

• Dead man in a chest

• Death in a box

• Democrats in Denver

• Dick in a Box

• Din mama on papa

• Dinosaurs in a Park (actually, it was already done ;) )

• Dingoes on a baby

• Dogs on a Spaceship

• Doctors in a Dormitory

• Dolphins on a Golf Cart

• Dorks in [Zork|Zork]

• Dragon on a Wagon

• Drakes on a Train

• Dykes on a Bike

• Dudes on chicks

• Elephants on an Elevator

• Emos in a Blender

• Emos on a knife

• Emus on a Go Kart

• Elephants in a minicab

• Ferrets on a Ferry

• Fire ants on a condom

• Fish on a Limousine

• Foxes on Boxes

• Frogs on a Log

• Gays on a Giant Gun

• Geese on the Hindenburg

• Genie in a Lamp

• Gerbils in Richard Gere

• Ghosts in a Hotel

• Gila Monsters on a Moped

• Giraffes on a Skateboard

• Girls on Trampolines

• Gnomes on a Kodo

• Goats on a Boat

• Godzilla in Tokyo

• Grease on John Travolta

• Green Eggs on Ham in a box with a fox

• Grues on a Garbage Truck

• Grues Up Your Ass

• Hamsters on a Hovercraft

• Hands in my Pants

• Hat on a Cat

• Headmasters in a closet

• Herman Melville on a Whale

• Hobos on a cheap airline flight

• Homosexuals in a Closet

• Hyenas on Parade

• Iguanas in a Lift

• Snakes on Iron Man

• Snakes on Iron Man on a Plane in outer Space

• Indians in a Cupboard

• Jack in the Box

• Japanese in a Fridge

• Jormangundr on a Longboat

• Jews in an oven

• Jews in a bank

• Jim Carrey in a bad movie

• Kangaroos on a Kite

• Kebabs on a Stick

• Kids in a Classroom

• King Kong in a Thong

• Kittens in a Huff

• Kittens in Mittens

• Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 1)

• Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 2)

• Klingons on the Starboard Bow

• Koalas on a Space Shuttle

• Komodo Dragons on Foot

• Kung Fu Pandas at the Box Office

• Lamps on a Washing Machine

• Lava on your lunch

• Lawyers on a NASA class 2 space shuttle

• Lawyers on a Forklift

• Lawyers on a Pogo Stick

• Lemmings on a land mine field

• Lemurs on a Beamer

• Lice in someone hair

• Lice on Rice

• Lions on a Pogo Stick

• Llamas on a Lland Rover

• Llamas on the LAM (with "LAM" referring to a new, sci-fi transportation system)

• Lucy in the Sky: With Diamonds

• Manatees in a Mansion

• Mario on a Kart

• Mario on a Mushroom

• Martians on a Fork Lift

• Martians on a Pogo Stick

• McCain on McPlane

• Memes in the forum (sure, they're dangerous!)

• Microorganisms on my Scalp

• Minks in a Sink

• Mitochondria in a Cell

• Mongoose on a Caboose

• Monkeys on a Bike

• Monkeys on a Crane

• Morons at Progressive.com

• Munkies on a Trukk

• Mr Miyagi on a Motorbike

• Michael Jackson on children

• Michael Jackson on Jesus Juice

• Motherf**kers in a Motherf**kin Line Being Stupid Motherf**ker While Looking Like Motherf**kin B***hes

• Motherf**kers in space

• Motherf**kers on an Anthill

• N00bs on a Forum

• Naked Mole Rats on a Segway

• Nigga on a bike!

• Niggas on crack

• Niggas on The Block

• Niggas on Welfare

• Negima! Season 2 Episode 2 Side A: Frogs on a Bullet Train (starring Asuna Kagurazaka, Negi Springfield, and Setsuna Sakurazaki)

• Ninjas in a Church

• Ninjas on a Big-Wheel

• Nixon on a toilet

• Noobs on Counterstrike

• N00bs on the 'Net

• Notes on a Scandal

• Obama H. up your Ass

• Orcs on a Zeppelin

• Osama on a Plane

• Obama on a Plane

• Oscar on a Wilde

• Oscar Wilde on a Child

• Otters on a merry-go-round

• Owls on a Tram

• Pandas on a Tuk-tuk

• Partridge in a Pear Tree

• Party in your Mouth

• Pedophiles on a School Bus

• Penguins in a Movie

• Penguins on a March

• Peppers in a Hoveround

• Pigs in a Blanket

• Pimps in the Crib

• Pirates at World's End

• Pirates on the Caribbean

• Platypus on a Water Raft

• Plates on a Table

• Polar Bears on a Train

• Porcupines on a Zipline

• Posts on a Topic

• Priests in a Preschool

• P***y on a Vibrator

• Quail on a Snail

• Rabbits on a Rocket

• Rabbits on a Rotating Plinth

• Raving Rabbids in a toilet

• Rails on a Railroad

• Rakes on a Train (prequel)

• Rats on a Double Decker Bus

• Rats on a ROFLcopter

• Ravens in a Rave

• Republican in the White House

• Rhinos on a Roller Coaster

• Sagat on a Moonbike

• Samuel L Jackson's career in a coffin

• Samuel L Jackson penetrating a motherf**kin T-rex

• Samuel L Jacksons on a Motherf**kin Plane

• Samuel L Jackson on Your Face

• Samurai in a sermon

• Scorpions on a Dirigible

• Sea Turtle on a Rollerskate

• Seals in a sandwhich shop

• Seals on Wheels

• Sharks on a Train

• Sharks on Your Face

• Sheep in a Jeep

• Sheep on a Subway

• Sheep in a Sandwhich

• Shits in the White House

• Shoop on a Whoop

• Shrikes on Strike

• Skanks on a Chain (Samuel L. Jackson's in that one, too..."Black Snake Moan")

• Sloths on a Skyscraper

• Snails on a Kayak

• Snake or plan (the Chinese version)

• Snakes in a Daycare

• Snakes in a Hairdressers

• Snakes in Plain Clothing

• Snakes on a Bi-Plane

• Snakes on a Train!

• Snakes on Kurt Cobain

• Snakes on a plain piece of paper

• Snakes on Bristol Palin (that's what she said!)

• Solid Snake on a Box

• Spammers on this Article

• Spiders on a Glider

• Spongmonkeys on the Moon

• Squirrels on a Garbage Truck

• Steaks on a Plain

• Stuff on a Stick

• Stingrays in a Swimming Pool

• Tapirs in a Tent

• Teletubbies on a Plane

• Tigers on a Bike (with that memorable catch phrase "Ahh, Tigers!") - Fraser Young, comedian.

• Tom Crui (plural?) on a couch

• Tommy Lee in a College (Never made it in the big screen)

• Triceratopses on a Tricycle

• Trolls on a forum

• Trolls on penis

• Turkeys in Turkey

• Tweenies on a Plane*

• Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia

• Uncyclopedians on a Bandwagon

• Unicorns on a Unicycle

• Unspecified animal in an unexpected and funny place

• Van Halen at a Concert.

• Vectors on a Plane

• Virus in a computer

• Wamps in a cave

• Wampas on a Hovercraft

• Weights on a Spring Balance

• Whales in a Washing Machine

• Whales on Tricycles

• Welshman on a Sheep

• Whimps on a Blimp

• White People in Harlem

• Willies in a washinf up bowl

• Wombats in wheelbarrows

• Wombats on a Whirlygig

• Wookies on a TIE Fighter

• Mexicans in a Church

• Black People on a Chicken

• Worms in an Apple

• Your Brain on Drugs

• Zebras on a Zeppelin

• Zombies in a Mall

• Zombies in an Elevator

• Orks on a Waaagh!

• Adam Sandler in a Good Movie (cancelled, God forbids his Laws to be broken)

• Lag on a Server

• Space Marines on a Raft

• Nerds on a Date (in development hell)

• Trolls on Probation

• Bros on a Ho

• Headcrabs on People's Heads

• Lakitus on a Cloud

• Pirhana Plants in a Pipe

• Kiwis on a Rampage

• Berserkers on a Floating House

• Pylons on a Road

• Pants on Fire!!! (they're all liars)

• Pokemon in a Ball

• Neurons on a Brain

• Cockroaches on a Colony Ship

• Hobbits on a Quest

• 1337 SnIpErZ on Halo

• Zerg in a Rush

• Pikes on a Peak

• Chameleons on Everything

• Scots on a Binge

• Generic Dangerous Creatures on a Generic Not Easily Escapable Mode of Transportation

• Fountain of Wayne

• Zebras on a Zeppelin

• I'm sick of these motherf**king edits on this motherf**king website!

• Mother on a F**ker!

• Hearts on Fire

• Daleks in a TARDIS

• Me on your mom

• Tramps on the Underground

• People on a Bus

Best Beatboxing...

RoBeat Vs. Mando @ 5th German Beatbox Battle - Final Round

Modern beatboxing

Beatboxing's current popularity is thanks in part to the likes of artists like Rahzel, Kenny Muhammad,and Matisyahu who have promoted the art form across the world. It's also thanks largely to websites such as Humanbeatbox.com, and YouTube where many beatboxing videos have several million hits.

In 2005 the world championship of beatboxing was organised in Leipzig, Germany. The participants came from all over the world, and included Tom Thumb, and Joel Turner (Australia), White Noise (Ireland), Roxorloops (Belgium), Poizunus (Canada), Faith SFX (UK). After several heats of beatbox battles, the final between Roxorloops (Belgium) and Joel Turner (Australia) was decided. The five judges had a difficult time picking a winner and called for an extra round after which Joel Turner won the world championship.

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Ignore all badwords !!! Man! Like their style, the way the Rap. I Hope to be Eminem-wannabe, learn to act like him, talk like him...

Hopefully I pick up some rhymes so i can Battle Rap...
I wish there is a Challenger out there...
8 Mile Rocks!

You Just Got Serve, G-Nig

Who’s in the better position: Man Utd or Liverpool?

Man Utd’s impressive 3-0 wins over Chelsea yesterday puts Man Utd in third place, five points behind Liverpool with two games in hand.

My rudimentary mathematical skills tell me that should Utd win those two games, they go a point clear of Liverpool. But they still haven’t played those games yet. So the question is: who’s in the better position: Man Utd or Liverpool?

Liverpool are top, but Man Utd have the potential to be top

My Greatest and Favourite Headphone.

Audio-Technica's ATH-SJ3 is the all new ultra comfortable portable headphones. It features a large driver unit of 40mm with CCAW voice coil for a wide playback range and produces powerful bass. ATH-SJ3 adopts the high quality OFC material for the cord. Each ear piece can turn 90 degrees horizontal and 180 degrees vertical for DJ style monitoring. The airtightness type is design for outdoor purposes. With a 1.2m cord, it is suitable for any audio player with a headphone output. Audio-Technica ATH-SJ3 is available in piano white and black finish. The unit is slightly smaller and lighter.

Specifications

Type: Dynamic type
Driver Unit: phi 40mm and CCAW voice coil
Impedance: 32 ohms
Output overpressure value: 114dB/mW
Largest input: 500mW
Playback frequency zone: 10 - 23,000Hz
Mass: 135g
Cord/code: Elastomer / OFC / 1.2m
Plug: phi 3.5 gold-plating stereo mini- plug

Most Singapore teenagers likes this headphones,it's worth the price, it is also the latest earpiece trent. It cost S$57.00.