BREAK THE LIMITS INSIDE YOU !!!

2009-12-21T18:28:00.000-08:00

Aaahhhh..... so tired. sorry, but quite busy now of this days, well i can't find time to blog so i want to call an end to the blog...

This blog is now announced dead...

Breakthough !!! I made it !!!

2009-09-18T08:13:00.000-07:00

Today's my hip hop showcase, well everything goes smooth and we got a mini battle though i lost, i feel happy, good, excited because i got everything i wanna share out of my share. I feel that we must share things so that people can also help us improve. During the showcase i did stunts what ever is unbelieveble. And encourage me! Ohhh thank God man...
My fellow good friends, i just want you all to remember... We win, we praise God, We lose, we praise God too.

Amen?

Nigel

Cham !!!

2009-09-14T08:24:00.000-07:00

Oh No, My hip hop showcase coming soon...
I must get prepare soon...
People out there must jia you me ok? Haha lol...
By the way i will be doing beatbox and Dance...
Yeah Man!!!

Nigel

God Thank You!!!

2009-09-14T07:58:00.000-07:00

WHOA !!!

I am back again...

it's been a long time...

God it's been a long time to get a new handphone!

I've spoiling and changing phone lately,

now i got a new hand phone thank god man!

Ladies & Gentlemens

I preset

The Samsung Beat DJ M7600H

I'm happy with the contents in it such as the DJ functions,

GPS Map Checking, Good Mp3 Engine, Fake Call Application,

Good Video Player, Touch Screen, Dice Rolling... Blah Blah Blah...

Hope you guys have a Nce Day...

2009-08-29T23:03:00.000-07:00

I just can't sit ducks here. Some day i got to move on.

2009-04-25T21:34:00.000-07:00

Mr Hahn (DJ) from Linkin Park scratching a song.

I've found interest in DJ-ing and Scratching. Here's a pro DJ, One of my favorite, Mr Hahn.

Manchester United return to top with Federico Macheda injury-time winner...

2009-04-14T05:48:00.000-07:00

Manchester United reclaimed top spot 3-2 against Aston Villa

He is still four months short of being legally allowed to drink the man of the match champagne presented to him after the game and his Facebook site, complete with pictures alongside numerous glamorous blondes, only highlights his innocence and youthful naivety.

Yet Federico Macheda, a seventeen-year-old Italian making his Manchester United debut, might just go down as the boy who struck the telling blow in the 2008-09 Premier League title race with the stunning injury-time goal that enabled the champions to secure a barely deserved victory against Aston Villa that saw them dislodge Liverpool from top spot.

ut Macheda’s goal three minutes into stoppage time, when he received the ball from Ryan Giggs just inside the Villa penalty area before turning Luke Young and guiding an unreachable right-foot shot past goalkeeper Brad Friedel, might ultimately prove just as significant as Bruce’s double.

Without it, the momentum would surely now be with Liverpool, but United are now back in the driving seat, one point clear of their traditional rivals and with a game in hand.

The game may have had a joyous finale for United, but the build-up was agonising for their supporters. Despite witnessing countless victories and trophy parades at Old Trafford over the past decade-and-a-half, the Old Trafford crowd has a habit of being unusually restless and nervous when the stakes have been raised.

Showcase This Friday!!!

2009-04-14T05:14:00.000-07:00

Oh No!!! My Hip Hop ministry showcase just this Friday! Yet I have not improve my DJ-ing or practise my raping! Die, Die. Pray to God that I improve.

2009-02-13T03:20:00.000-08:00

Arsene Wenger:

Andreas Włodarczyk (a.k.a. Adriano Wanga, formerly John Paul Smith) is a criminal and wanted fugitive. He is regarded as one of the world's most armed and dangerous men by the FBI, who believe he is currently masqeuading as a football coach in England under the name "Arsene Wenger". The Bureau has listed his distinguishing features as acute myopia (blindness for the uniformed), an eyepatch, a hook, a wooden leg, grey skin and an aptitude for working with youths. Not to mention the fact that he's of Afro-Greenlandic origin. The FBI believes that if he is ever to smile, he will instantly and spontaneously self combust.

Early Life

Arsene "I didn't see a thing" Wenger was bor

n on the 16th of October 1896. The precise location of his birth is in dispute as 2 renowned experts in the field have come to differing views on this matter. Gene Snitsky, historian & part-time professional wrestler claims that Arsene Wenger was born in Ghduogofhuho Bay, Greenland, a claim bolstered by Wengers Afro-Greenlandic origins & the large concentration of pirates in this area. Oscar Wilde on the other hand insists that Arsene Wenger was born on Mars. As of 25th September 2008, this matter has yet to be resolved.

Little else is known about Arsene Wenger's early life. The identity of his parents remains a mystery apart from the fact that he is of Afro-Greenlandic origin. Even his last name is not his own. His name, roughly translated from an Inuit dialect, means anal masturbator, a claim Wenger himself furiously denies claiming instead that it is French for 'wing it in Arsenal'. Arsene Wenger remained in relative obscurit

y working as a part-time basket weaver & radio DJ before he got his 1st big break, an offer to become a pirate on the Black Pearl.

Many sea-faring adventures brought much fame & glory to Arsene Wenger (despite being only a toilet cleaner). However his many exploits cost him an arm & a leg, & also an eye & most of his pubic hair. Nevertheless Wenger put all of this aside & set forth on his greatest endeavor yet, Arsenal.

Wenger & Arsenal

The turning point of Wenger's career came when the crew of the Black Pearl set forth on their greatest endeavour yet, a daring raid on the Iraqi Imperia

l Palace to steal Edvard Munch's famous painting, the Thierry Henry. Wenger promptly betrayed his crewmates & stole the Henry for himself. However his hand was bitten off by Saddam Hussein himself during a 5 hour Hardcore Match which Wenger won after the involvement of an army of Inuit midgets(hired by Wenger hi

mself for this purpose alone).

With the Henry procured, Wenger set off on a life-raft to Lake Titicaca where he intended to live happily ever after with his painting. However a tornado lifted him up & dumped him in England again. With no money in his pockets & his life raft completely ruined, Wenger had no choice but to set up shop where he landed & founded Arsenal, named after himself of course. Arsenal originally served as a museum to house the Thierry Henry which basically scared the crap out of everyone who saw it & Wenger promptly fined them for soiling the place. This plan, however, came to an end after Oscar Wilde saw the Henry & promptly released the biggest fart recorded in history. The 4000 billionton explosion wiped out 95% of the known & unknown Universe & destroyed whatever remained of W

engers pubic hair.

Hurt but undaunted, Wenger came back & founded the 2nd Arsenal, which is in its present form today. Together with Henry, Wenger has made Arsenal a massive club with an annual turnover of 28 cents a year(Net income=$85763747219472194.65, Henry's salary=$$85763747219472194.37, all values in US dollars, as in YOU ASS dollars).

Crimes

Wenger was famously a suspect for burning down the Cutty Sark at port in London.Soon after the event he was arrested from his North Lon

don home and spent the night in the police station, meaning he missed Arsenal's vital game against Chelsea the next morning. Metropolitan Police strenuosly deny it isn't a misunderstanding between "Arsene" and "Arson". However, many believe this is the case since the Metropolitan Police are so "bull shite at their jobs". Wenger was soon released and went on to call the force "liars" and "down right fookin bitches the lot". Evidence was later unearthed to suggest that Chelsea owner and Russian gangster, Roman Abramovitch had paid someone to frame Wenger for the crime. The information came from a Mr Dwayne Bradfield, who sadly died from radiation poisoning before the case could be brought to the court. Wenger himself refuses to talk about th episode.

He was chucked out of the premiere of Free Willy 9, as the cinema staff caught him smuggling in a bag of Skips and Gummi Bears as he didn't buy any of the food at their own canteen.

He was also thrown out of the Premier of L ock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels for shouting instructions at the characters everytime Vinnie Jones was on Screen. A similar thing happenned at the Premier of 'Elizabeth', every time Eric Cantona entered.

Wenger was arrested following a fight with former caretaker come Chelsea manager Avram Grant. It is claimed Avram refused to called Wenger by his new name, instead insisting on calling him John Paul Smith. It is not known whether this was due to Avram's low IQ or beacause Avram deliberaltey wanted to annoy Wenger (Smith). The incident inspired the Ting Tings number one hit, 'That's not my Name'.

Wengers Chef Credentials

Arsene is a very good chef, in case you didn't know. He set up his own restaurant in North London calling it "Le Martina Jol's Testicle Head", in a direct offense to ex-Spurs manager Martin Jol. However, his career as a chef wasn't without it's conspiracies, as Tottenham fans would recall. Picture the scene, Arsenal and Spurs are fighting it out for the final Champions League place on the final day of the season. Only one

out of these two fierce rivals will get through. What do you do? Well, the most popular theory is to get Arsenal's manager Wenger to cook the Spurs players up a "treat". Wenger, allegedly, under cooked his lasagne and gave it to the Spurs players the night before kick off. During the night, shit and diarrohea was everywhere in the Spurs hotel room. As expecte

d, they were so ill they shat out and lost their game, giving the final Champions League place to Arsenal, leaving Martin Jol to complain to the FA Premier League, but his appeal failed and he quit Tottenham. This is just a theory.

Bout of Downs Syndrome

Recently, after having lost the English Premier League Shotgun Challenge the 1 billionth time to his long time rival, Professor Emeritus Dr. Sir. Alex "Chuck" Ferguson the III Esq, Arsene Wenger was found to have slipped into a state of mental retardation similar to Downs Syndrome. He was found naked, rolling around in his own faeces and promptly put under the care of Sir Alex. Sir Alex has mentioned that every cure known(and unknown) to mankind would be used to bring Wenger back to his sense, including rectal probing.

Man United's Manager...

2009-02-13T03:05:00.000-08:00

Alex Ferguson:

Slur Alex whisky-nosed 'orrible old sour-faced cunt Taggart Altime greatest diving scout(born 31 December 1341 in Parkhead, Glasgow) is a Scottish diving manager who spends most of his time using his vast wealth, sorry, 'tactical acumen' (of which a dormouse with a prefrontal labotomy possesses more than "Old squeaky bum") to make Manchester United the biggest bunch of whingeing, cheating twats in the history of the universe. Although only became a household name when he wed Falkirk based East Stirwingshire FC to their first ever domestic league victory in 1974. In his spare time, Fergie dresses up in a skirt and sings for the The Proclaimers. He is also described as the "biggest prick on Earth" by everyone associated with Manchester United F.C.

Playing Career

Alex Ferguson intellectual superiority he was a dumass in other words!!! apparent at an early age. Amazingly at the age of 1 years old he said his first swear word. He then went on to graduate at Oxford University with first class degrees in Swearing, Bullshitting and Chewing non-stop (still to this day holds the world record for chewing every last fragment of a brain in the shortest time possible). In After a failed career as a striker, he then moved to Falkirk and finished his playing career at Ayr United when he was attacked by a seagull at Somerset Park, permanently destroying his achillies and rendering him unfit to play the game ever again. In 1721, Henry VIII recognized Alex Fergusons abilities in getting rid of David Beckham and awarded a knighthood.

Happy Breakthrough...

2009-02-12T23:55:00.000-08:00

In soccer, i always ply defender, but i play as Goal Keeper which is my most lousiest role, I finally manage to save the goal 4 TIME !!! (big breakthrough!)

Def Scratch

Choosing sides...

2009-02-12T23:02:00.000-08:00

PREDATOR:Good Players, Peer to Peer
Inter Lion:Good Coach, Good Teamwork

Which side should i choose? Both are equally good offers, if i choose predator, i feel like a betrayer, Inter Lion?, I maybe look down on...
God, talk to me. Tell me which side to choose.

One choice, One consequence.

Def Scratch

World's coolest stunt video...

2009-02-05T06:45:00.000-08:00

Watch out for Ninja stunts or Parkour performance.
Hope you Enjoy the video...

Battle Rap ! G-Unit's in the house...

2009-01-30T04:50:00.000-08:00

Freestyle rap is an improvisational form of rapping, performed with few or no previously composed lyrics, which is said to reflect a direct mapping of the mental state and performing situation of the artist. It is non-scripted, non-rehearsed, uncut, and the rawest form of hip-hop. Artists will often refer to places and objects in their immediate setting. Freestyle rapping forces an individual to think on the spot, describe their surroundings, and, to a certain degree, rap uncensored from what is inside. It is similar in this sense to improvisational music or acting and draws comparisons to improvisational Jazz in particular. it comes from the mind.

Freestyles are performed a cappella, over beatboxing and over instrumental versions of recorded hip hop songs. Impromptu, non-narrative raps in this style are often called freestyles even if entirely pre-written and memorized. Note that a degree of improvisation will commonly remain in the latter two cases, since the performer usually must match the syncopation of his or her rhymes to the rhythm provided in real time.

Battle rapping, which can be freestyled, is the competition between two or more rappers in front of an audience. The tradition of insulting one's friends or acquaintances in rhyme goes back to the dozens, and was portrayed famously by Muhammad Ali in his boxing matches. The winner of a battle is decided by the crowd and/or preselected judges. According to Kool Moe Dee, a successful battle rap focuses on an opponent's weaknesses, rather than one's own strengths. Television shows such as BET's 106 and Park and MTV's DFX host weekly freestyle battles live on the air. Battle rapping gained widespread public recognition outside of the African-American community with rapper Eminem's movie, 8 Mile.

The strongest battle rappers will generally perform their rap fully freestyled. This is the most effective form in a battle as the rapper can comment on the other person, whether it be what they look like, or how they talk, or what they wear. It also allows the rapper to reverse a line used to "diss" him or her if they are the second rapper to battle.

Problems with snakes...

2009-01-29T01:06:00.001-08:00

Hazards (Irritations) of Snakes...

Ever since the Wright Brothers' first flight in 1903, snakes on a plane have been a common aviation hazard. There are several problems with having snakes on a plane, including:

Biting
Eating of children/pets/luggage
Missing your snake
Damage to plane
Death
Passengers may demand refunds

Now that you are aware of the problems with having snakes on your plane, you can take measures to get rid of them.

WARNING!!! Depending on where you live, the danger level of the snake could be very high or very low. The most common snakes that people will find on their plane are the milk snake and the coral snake. They look almost exactly the same, except one is cuddly and harmless, and the other is a venomous killing machine. So you should probably wear some gloves or something.

What to do with Snakes?

Catch Snake!
Ponder how a Plane got on a snake
Remove Plane from snake, Plane may bite
Call Samuel L. Jackson
Yell "I'm tired of these Mutha-F**kin' Planes on this Mutha-F**kin' Snake!"
Film the entire process and make a movie of it
Make millions of dollars
Go home and ponder why you don't have a life.
???
Profit!

What you'll need ?

You will need the following common items to de-snake a plane:

Stick (point/curve at one end for impaling/putting snake into bag to be released into the wild)
Bag (not needed if you have a pointy stick)
Garbage bag (needed if you have pointy stick)
Gloves (only necessary if you do not have access to anti-venom)
Mongoose (see also HowTo: De-Mongoose A Plane.)
Samuel L. Jackson (only necessary if it is a motherf**king plane, infested with motherf**king snakes)

WHERE DO SNAKE HIDE???

After you have obtained the required materials, locate the blueprints for your plane. Mark out common places where snakes hide. These include:

Food trays
Overhead compartments
Overhead lighting
Cockpits (cobras only)
Right behind you
In wiring
Drink tray
Mouth of dead guy
Luggage
Urinals/toilets
Under seat

Get to it!

Now that you have marked out your search areas, suit up. Enter the plane and look around to see if there are any snakes in obvious places, i.e. seats, floors, etc. If there are, do not be worried by them. These snakes are probably harmless milk snakes. Well, you better hope they are milk snakes. Impale them with your stick just to make sure. Once all visible snakes are eliminated (or captured, if you care about the lives of these endagered killing machines), start looking in the places you marked down on the blueprints. Only the most clever, and therefore the most deadly, will have hidden in the places you hastily marked down. If you are unsure on how dangerous they are, stick your hand in there and see if he bites. If he does, then you probably shouldn't have done that. Use your stick to impale the snake (or capture it...I guess...), and then bag it. Repeat this process in all the places you marked on your blueprint, and in some other places that look snakey. Once you are confident that there are no snakes left in the plane, exit the plane and tow it into the hangar. Start the plane in the hangar and leave a door open. The exhaust will kill any snakes that you missed, and you too if you happen to wait in the hangar. Re-enter the plane and remove all the snake bodies. Congratulations, your plane is now snake free! Dispose of the snake carcasses at your local animal carcass dropoff, or in a garbage can in the park at night. You should de-snake your plane every week to avoid a buildup of snakes on your plane.

Alternatively, you could contact a snake removal professional such as Samuel L Jackson or Saint Patrick. However, be aware that professional snake removal rates are high and rarely guarantee against re-infestation (or sequels). Therefore, it is recommended that you attempt the above method first and only contact a professional if the snakes prove persistent or really, really bitey.

Opening a window while in flight is also a valid alternative.

If all else fails, toss a lit match in the gas tank and collect the insurance.

Chelsea suck !

2009-01-25T18:38:00.000-08:00

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John Tear-ry

“"It's just a bit of friendly competition, all in the name of winning the ball eh?"”

~ John Terry, after decapitating an opposition player in a challenge

“"If he's such a shit player, then why is his rating so high on FIFA 09??"”

~ Typical Chelsea glory hunter on John Terry

John "Lionheart" Terry is captain of Chel$ki, a thug, Jose's ex-bum boy and an all around professional cunt. It is also rumored that he is a footballer, however, these reports are yet to be confirmed, with many stating that he is in-fact a rugby player.

In recent years, Terry has implemented wrestling tactics into his game, which were taught to him by his close friend Chris Benoit. These defensive tactics include: stabbing a player repeatedly and mutilating the body; taking off his belt and whipping the referee before he pulls out a card; choking out the opposing striker when the referee isn't looking; and murdering every single player on the other team by tackling them in the face.

He is also known for his famous group orgy with all the Coles. According to his mentor Jose, it was the first time he let any balls in 'round the back. Terry has one flaw in his game, he is retarded as soon as any player with an inkling of skill tries to pass him with the ball at their feet. Ronaldinho is most famous for this. When Chel$ki played Barcelona in 2006, Ronaldinho dribbled up to him, spat in his face, nutmegged him repeatedly then did the old "hey look behind you" trick before rounding him (not without knocking him embarrassingly to the ground first).

That f**king penalty

Terry's disguised appearance of being a reliable player was revealed when Avram Grant foolishly picked him to take a penalty in the 2008 Champions League final. Preoccupied with how he was going to be a hero and the first Chel$ki captain to lift the prestigious trophy in his mind, Terry forgot to remove his customary full time slippers (which later lived up their name) before approaching the penalty spot. Terry "slipped" whilst taking the penalty and hit the post, effectively losing the game.

Following the incident, wanting to prove he was a true blue and man's man, he showed off a new tattoo - 'Chelsea Rules', written in elaborate Chinese letters.

"Classy innit?" he said proudly. After closer inspection, a Chinese press man told Terry it actually said 'arse badger.'

Retardo Carvalho

Apparently Portuguese, despite his scruffy French appearance and smell. Being Portuguese, he is gay by default, however, he further emphasises his gayness by trying to rip opposition players' shirts off. He is rapidly losing his hair, and in the 2007/08 season, won the "Shittest Hair in the Premier League" trophy, Chel$ki's only silverware for the season.

Retardo bears a striking resemblance to Social critic and Irish prime minister, Dylan Moran, but has denied allegations that they are one-in-the-same, stating that Moran has more hair than he does.

Michael Ass-ien

Known for his sexual frustrations, Essien was famous in Ghana for promoting the use of Viagra, as they seemed to give him a burst of hormonal rage in which he would attempt to kick strikers, teammates, referees and mascots in the genital region.

Essien uses a special motivational technique learnt from the movie "Waterboy", in which John Terry says to him before a match "Hey, the whole other team banged your mum Michael - you gonna let them get away with it?". Michael is therefore a very angry man. As angry as he is one thing's for sure, he's one ugly son of a bitch. Essien holds the record of biggest forehead in the Premier League beating the much underrated and rather shit Ashley Young of Aston Villa.

It has been rumored that Essien is a prototype in Abramovich's evil scheme to create a super race of cyborg footballers. He doesn't feel pity, remorse or fear, and absolutely will not stop. Ever.

2009-01-25T18:13:00.001-08:00

“Poser.”*

~ Wolverine on Freddy Kruger

“Agreed.”

~ Edward Scissorhands on the above comment

“Since the day I asked him to scratch my back... I regret it.”

~ Ronald Reagan on Freddy Krueger

“Freddy’s a god damn sexual tyrannosaurs!… Just like me!”

~ Jesse Ventura on Freddy Krueger

“He looks almost as messed up as I do!”

~ Deadpool on Freddy Krueger

Creator of Microsoft Charity Foundation, Freddy Krueger is a world renowned philantropist, a Wikipedian, younger brother to Robby Krieger of the Doors, and older brother to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. He has raised money for virtually every single misfortunate child he had ever found on the street. He has given money to hobos who have allegedly bought beer and drugs with it. Krueger laughs at this notion, thinking its all lie because he's so nice...sure it is...right...

Early Life

Fredrick Douglas MacArthur "T-Bone" Krueger was born into a loving family on Elm Street. The exceptional thing was that he had one hundred fathers, a lot more than common people. Well, actually they were stepfathers, but that's another story. This of course made his mom, Amanda Krueger, formerly a nun, the biggest whore to ever walk the earth since the heydays of the Whore of Babylon. For this he was often taunted by other children in school, saying "Son of a hundred maniacs, son of a hundred maniacs" and "Your mom is a filthy whore llll in love, your mom is a filthy whore in love". Poor kid. His mother couldn't stand the pressure of being the only woman in the vast family, so she took her life through strangulation. Freddy's first words were "One...Two....Freddy's coming for you...". His family thought it was cute. When he was in his teens, his entire body was burned when his car exploded in an elaborate hit and run involving OJ Simpson, a rubber chicken, and many metals. The metals were melded onto his hand, and his body covered in nineteenth degree burns. After spending 10 years in a coma, he awoke.

Posers*: A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not.

Craps And Nonsenses (LOL)...

2009-01-25T17:48:00.000-08:00

“I'm in a movie!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Snakes on a Plane

With the success of Snakes on a Plane, several other filmmakers have attempted to bring a new twist to the popular formula for political satire.

Films of the Critters On A Conveyance genre currently released or under development include:

Snape's on a Plane

Piranhas on an Escalator

Badgers on a Tram

Suicide Bombers on a Plane

Planes on a Plane

Planes on a Snake

Snakes on a Snake

Snakes in your ass

Motherf**kers on a Plane

Oxygen on a Plane

You on a Plane

Republicans on an oil-tanker

The Titanic on a Plane

Bears on a Submarine

Camels on a Submarine

Snakes on a Coordinate Plane

Snakes on a Plain

Snakes on a Crane

Snakes on an Inclined Plane

Snakes on a Plaintiff

Snakes on a Higher Plane of Existence

Snakes on a Lower Plane of Existence

Snakes on a Hydroplane

A Fly in my Soup

Al Capone in Alcatraz

Al Gore's most important work to date: Spiders in the Loo.

Al Gore on a cloud

Alligators on a Golf Cart

Animals on an Ark

Antelopes in a Taxi

Ants in Your Pants

Armadillos on a Monorail

Armored Bears on a Zeppelin

Babies in a womb

Badniks in a Semi-Automatic Handgun Production Factory.

Badgers in a brothel

Badgers in a Bath

Bald people at a Hairdressers

Batman and Robin in the Batmobile

Bears on a Jet Ski

Beatles on Drugs

Becks on a Plane (based on the true story of David Beckham)

Bees in a Spelling Bee

Bees on a Bus

Bees on an Amphibious Landing Craft

Bender on a Fender

Bill and Hillary Clinton in your Ass

Borg on a Cube

Bonds on Steroids

Brains on a retard

Bugs on a Camel

Bugs on a Windshield

Bullcrap on a Chef's Salad

Bulls in a China Shop

Bush in Iraq

Butterflies in a Stomach

Camels on a Hanglider

Candirú in a Swimming Pool

Captain Obvious on Being Obvious

Care Bears on a Cruise Liner

Cars in a Lane

Castle in the Sky

Cats in All Your Base

Cats on a Hat

CATS on a Zig

Cats under a Lawnmower

Cats On A Conveyerbelt

Charlie Brown on Heroin

Chavs at a Conference

Chavs in a Cave

Chickens on a Roller Coaster

Chinese people at the Olympics

Chimeras on a Space Shuttle

Chimps on a Blimp

Chuck Norris Under Your Bed

Coatamundis on a Lawn Mower

Cobras on a Jackhammer

Cockroaches in Coffee

Cockroaches In The Microwave

Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick

Colonel Sanders at KFC

Conservapedians on a live, televised debate (a different kind of "conveyance" but no less hilarious/deadly)

Cowboy Curtis on a Canope

Crabs on a 'Copter

Cripples on a Wagon

Crocodiles in a Submarine

Crows on a Bar

Crows on a washing upline

Cruise on a Couch

Cylons on a Battlestar

David Beckham on a Rickshaw

David Seeman in goal

Dead man in a chest

Death in a box

Democrats in Denver

Dick in a Box

Din mama on papa

Dinosaurs in a Park (actually, it was already done ;) )

Dingoes on a baby

Dogs on a Spaceship

Doctors in a Dormitory

Dolphins on a Golf Cart

Dorks in [Zork|Zork]

Dragon on a Wagon

Drakes on a Train

Dykes on a Bike

Dudes on chicks

Elephants on an Elevator

Emos in a Blender

Emos on a knife

Emus on a Go Kart

Elephants in a minicab

Ferrets on a Ferry

Fire ants on a condom

Fish on a Limousine

Foxes on Boxes

Frogs on a Log

Gays on a Giant Gun

Geese on the Hindenburg

Genie in a Lamp

Gerbils in Richard Gere

Ghosts in a Hotel

Gila Monsters on a Moped

Giraffes on a Skateboard

Girls on Trampolines

Gnomes on a Kodo

Goats on a Boat

Godzilla in Tokyo

Grease on John Travolta

Green Eggs on Ham in a box with a fox

Grues on a Garbage Truck

Grues Up Your Ass

Hamsters on a Hovercraft

Hands in my Pants

Hat on a Cat

Headmasters in a closet

Herman Melville on a Whale

Hobos on a cheap airline flight

Homosexuals in a Closet

Hyenas on Parade

Iguanas in a Lift

Snakes on Iron Man

Snakes on Iron Man on a Plane in outer Space

Indians in a Cupboard

Jack in the Box

Japanese in a Fridge

Jormangundr on a Longboat

Jews in an oven

Jews in a bank

Jim Carrey in a bad movie

Kangaroos on a Kite

Kebabs on a Stick

Kids in a Classroom

King Kong in a Thong

Kittens in a Huff

Kittens in Mittens

Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 1)

Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 2)

Klingons on the Starboard Bow

Koalas on a Space Shuttle

Komodo Dragons on Foot

Kung Fu Pandas at the Box Office

Lamps on a Washing Machine

Lava on your lunch

Lawyers on a NASA class 2 space shuttle

Lawyers on a Forklift

Lawyers on a Pogo Stick

Lemmings on a land mine field

Lemurs on a Beamer

Lice in someone hair

Lice on Rice

Lions on a Pogo Stick

Llamas on a Lland Rover

Llamas on the LAM (with "LAM" referring to a new, sci-fi transportation system)

Lucy in the Sky: With Diamonds

Manatees in a Mansion

Mario on a Kart

Mario on a Mushroom

Martians on a Fork Lift

Martians on a Pogo Stick

McCain on McPlane

Memes in the forum (sure, they're dangerous!)

Microorganisms on my Scalp

Minks in a Sink

Mitochondria in a Cell

Mongoose on a Caboose

Monkeys on a Bike

Monkeys on a Crane

Morons at Progressive.com

Munkies on a Trukk

Mr Miyagi on a Motorbike

Michael Jackson on children

Michael Jackson on Jesus Juice

Motherf**kers in a Motherf**kin Line Being Stupid Motherf**ker While Looking Like Motherf**kin B***hes

Motherf**kers in space

Motherf**kers on an Anthill

N00bs on a Forum

Naked Mole Rats on a Segway

Nigga on a bike!

Niggas on crack

Niggas on The Block

Niggas on Welfare

Negima! Season 2 Episode 2 Side A: Frogs on a Bullet Train (starring Asuna Kagurazaka, Negi Springfield, and Setsuna Sakurazaki)

Ninjas in a Church

Ninjas on a Big-Wheel

Nixon on a toilet

Noobs on Counterstrike

N00bs on the 'Net

Notes on a Scandal

Obama H. up your Ass

Orcs on a Zeppelin

Osama on a Plane

Obama on a Plane

Oscar on a Wilde

Oscar Wilde on a Child

Otters on a merry-go-round

Owls on a Tram

Pandas on a Tuk-tuk

Partridge in a Pear Tree

Party in your Mouth

Pedophiles on a School Bus

Penguins in a Movie

Penguins on a March

Peppers in a Hoveround

Pigs in a Blanket

Pimps in the Crib

Pirates at World's End

Pirates on the Caribbean

Platypus on a Water Raft

Plates on a Table

Polar Bears on a Train

Porcupines on a Zipline

Posts on a Topic

Priests in a Preschool

P***y on a Vibrator

Quail on a Snail

Rabbits on a Rocket

Rabbits on a Rotating Plinth

Raving Rabbids in a toilet

Rails on a Railroad

Rakes on a Train (prequel)

Rats on a Double Decker Bus

Rats on a ROFLcopter

Ravens in a Rave

Republican in the White House

Rhinos on a Roller Coaster

Sagat on a Moonbike

Samuel L Jackson's career in a coffin

Samuel L Jackson penetrating a motherf**kin T-rex

Samuel L Jacksons on a Motherf**kin Plane

Samuel L Jackson on Your Face

Samurai in a sermon

Scorpions on a Dirigible

Sea Turtle on a Rollerskate

Seals in a sandwhich shop

Seals on Wheels

Sharks on a Train

Sharks on Your Face

Sheep in a Jeep

Sheep on a Subway

Sheep in a Sandwhich

Shits in the White House

Shoop on a Whoop

Shrikes on Strike

Skanks on a Chain (Samuel L. Jackson's in that one, too..."Black Snake Moan")

Sloths on a Skyscraper

Snails on a Kayak

Snake or plan (the Chinese version)

Snakes in a Daycare

Snakes in a Hairdressers

Snakes in Plain Clothing

Snakes on a Bi-Plane

Snakes on a Train!

Snakes on Kurt Cobain

Snakes on a plain piece of paper

Snakes on Bristol Palin (that's what she said!)

Solid Snake on a Box

Spammers on this Article

Spiders on a Glider

Spongmonkeys on the Moon

Squirrels on a Garbage Truck

Steaks on a Plain

Stuff on a Stick

Stingrays in a Swimming Pool

Tapirs in a Tent

Teletubbies on a Plane

Tigers on a Bike (with that memorable catch phrase "Ahh, Tigers!") - Fraser Young, comedian.

Tom Crui (plural?) on a couch

Tommy Lee in a College (Never made it in the big screen)

Triceratopses on a Tricycle

Trolls on a forum

Trolls on penis

Turkeys in Turkey

Tweenies on a Plane*

Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia

Uncyclopedians on a Bandwagon

Unicorns on a Unicycle

Unspecified animal in an unexpected and funny place

Van Halen at a Concert.

Vectors on a Plane

Virus in a computer

Wamps in a cave

Wampas on a Hovercraft

Weights on a Spring Balance

Whales in a Washing Machine

Whales on Tricycles

Welshman on a Sheep

Whimps on a Blimp

White People in Harlem

Willies in a washinf up bowl

Wombats in wheelbarrows

Wombats on a Whirlygig

Wookies on a TIE Fighter

Mexicans in a Church

Black People on a Chicken

Worms in an Apple

Your Brain on Drugs

Zebras on a Zeppelin

Zombies in a Mall

Zombies in an Elevator

Orks on a Waaagh!

Adam Sandler in a Good Movie (cancelled, God forbids his Laws to be broken)

Lag on a Server

Space Marines on a Raft

Nerds on a Date (in development hell)

Trolls on Probation

Bros on a Ho

Headcrabs on People's Heads

Lakitus on a Cloud

Pirhana Plants in a Pipe

Kiwis on a Rampage

Berserkers on a Floating House

Pylons on a Road

Pants on Fire!!! (they're all liars)

Pokemon in a Ball

Neurons on a Brain

Cockroaches on a Colony Ship

Hobbits on a Quest

1337 SnIpErZ on Halo

Zerg in a Rush

Pikes on a Peak

Chameleons on Everything

Scots on a Binge

Generic Dangerous Creatures on a Generic Not Easily Escapable Mode of Transportation

Fountain of Wayne

Zebras on a Zeppelin

I'm sick of these motherf**king edits on this motherf**king website!

Mother on a F**ker!

Hearts on Fire

Daleks in a TARDIS

Me on your mom

Tramps on the Underground

People on a Bus

Best Beatboxing...

2009-01-23T01:37:00.000-08:00

RoBeat Vs. Mando @ 5th German Beatbox Battle - Final Round

Modern beatboxing

Beatboxing's current popularity is thanks in part to the likes of artists like Rahzel, Kenny Muhammad,and Matisyahu who have promoted the art form across the world. It's also thanks largely to websites such as Humanbeatbox.com, and YouTube where many beatboxing videos have several million hits.

In 2005 the world championship of beatboxing was organised in Leipzig, Germany. The participants came from all over the world, and included Tom Thumb, and Joel Turner (Australia), White Noise (Ireland), Roxorloops (Belgium), Poizunus (Canada), Faith SFX (UK). After several heats of beatbox battles, the final between Roxorloops (Belgium) and Joel Turner (Australia) was decided. The five judges had a difficult time picking a winner and called for an extra round after which Joel Turner won the world championship.

2009-01-22T08:01:00.000-08:00

Eminem Vs Lotto Rap Battle - 8 Mile - Free videos are just a click away

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Eminem Vs Papa Doc - 8 Mile Movie - For more funny videos, click here

Ignore all badwords !!! Man! Like their style, the way the Rap. I Hope to be Eminem-wannabe, learn to act like him, talk like him...

Hopefully I pick up some rhymes so i can Battle Rap...
I wish there is a Challenger out there...
8 Mile Rocks!

You Just Got Serve, G-Nig

Who’s in the better position: Man Utd or Liverpool?

2009-01-22T04:27:00.000-08:00

Man Utd’s impressive 3-0 wins over Chelsea yesterday puts Man Utd in third place, five points behind Liverpool with two games in hand.

My rudimentary mathematical skills tell me that should Utd win those two games, they go a point clear of Liverpool. But they still haven’t played those games yet. So the question is: who’s in the better position: Man Utd or Liverpool?

Liverpool are top, but Man Utd have the potential to be top

My Greatest and Favourite Headphone.

2009-01-22T03:03:00.000-08:00

Audio-Technica's ATH-SJ3 is the all new ultra comfortable portable headphones. It features a large driver unit of 40mm with CCAW voice coil for a wide playback range and produces powerful bass. ATH-SJ3 adopts the high quality OFC material for the cord. Each ear piece can turn 90 degrees horizontal and 180 degrees vertical for DJ style monitoring. The airtightness type is design for outdoor purposes. With a 1.2m cord, it is suitable for any audio player with a headphone output. Audio-Technica ATH-SJ3 is available in piano white and black finish. The unit is slightly smaller and lighter.

Specifications

Type: Dynamic type
Driver Unit: phi 40mm and CCAW voice coil
Impedance: 32 ohms
Output overpressure value: 114dB/mW
Largest input: 500mW
Playback frequency zone: 10 - 23,000Hz
Mass: 135g
Cord/code: Elastomer / OFC / 1.2m
Plug: phi 3.5 gold-plating stereo mini- plug

Most Singapore teenagers likes this headphones,it's worth the price, it is also the latest earpiece trent. It cost S$57.00.

We love the world, do we love God?

2008-12-08T01:31:00.000-08:00

This video hits me that we may love the world, but do we love God more?
God created clear blue skies, tornado, Egyptian kings, oceans.
But does most of us focus on God?
Remember who created this? God.
He is the master.

Camp's coming...

2008-12-08T01:28:00.000-08:00

Do you know who to bring for camp?

To-Bring-List...

Jingle Bombs...

2008-10-10T07:25:00.001-07:00

Hey! Here is another of Achmed, the dead terrorrist...
Hope you enjoy the show...

For subtitles, use this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

Achmed the dead terrorist...

2008-10-10T05:01:00.000-07:00

Hey Guyz! Check this out! Super funny!

The First Soccer Match...

2008-10-10T04:37:00.000-07:00

I am curious, why my class suddenly have class soccer club?
I realize, the most PRO soccer player in my class wants to rebel
against opposite team. I always remember this word "I QUIT!".
To Brandon: "I just realize you are the opposite team."
Today was our first match...
We lost...
But never mind, today we lost, but there will be better tomorrow!
"Brandon, you maybe celebrating with your team, but one day, we will win you..."
"We will try harder... Be prepare, Brandon..."
"By the way, good play, Brandon."
"See you in the next game..."

Family Re-Unity...

2008-10-10T04:32:00.000-07:00

Yeah! My family is treating me better now! That is God's grace...
Thank God... Prayer do works, if you have faith...
Trust is God, and he will do the rest...

Check this out...

2008-09-08T05:22:00.000-07:00

This is for those who have accounts on friendster, facebook, myspace, etc.

Jack Ass The Stupid Movie

2008-09-01T06:34:00.000-07:00

I found this funny and stupid movie few weeks ago, quite stupid, must see!

I Need Help !

2008-08-31T07:38:00.000-07:00

I am going crazy soon... Help me! Suddenly i love Hard Rock & Heavy Metal! What is happening to this world ???!!! If anyone suggest anything to stop this addicting songs, MUST TELL ME!!! Thank You...

Thank God for his Blessing...

2008-08-19T06:05:00.000-07:00

This month and last month, I was blessed with a pocket money raise, 1 to 2 visitor for 2 week service, an un-expected Sony Ericsson ear-phone and a $10 from my uncle.So I am going to cut Botak soon... sian... But I think is a blessing, because i can depend on God more...
And I finished my exams last week...
I got 2 breakthough... Yeah!
I finally pass my English test for the 1st time... Yeah!
And I have improve my Maths, finally... Yeah!

Wanna know the answer?
Because of Prayer, all this is fulfiled... Yeah!
So my advice is pray more...

Christian Rap : Prayin for you & Jesus Muzik...

2008-07-19T20:50:00.000-07:00

I was browsing MTV, for my favourite rap song...
I come across to the link 'Christian Rap Song', I was amaze...
Is there such thing?
So i was curious...
I went to view...
This is was I found...

Title:Prayin for you...

This goes out to those who feel lonely, not so connected to the church etc...
By the way, tag me after seeing this video...

Title:Jesus Muzik

A Painful Blessing...

2008-07-14T00:57:00.000-07:00

Yes!!! I finally remove my cast, but my arm still pain...
Stupid doctor put me through observation...
Sian... No Basket Ball...
But now i live i comfort... Errr... not so comfortable with a painful arm but a non-casted arm...
Yeah...

The P.U.S.H.

2008-07-06T20:14:00.000-07:00

What does it mean by P.U.S.H.???
Does this mean P.U.S.H.???

P.U.S.H. means
Pray Until Something Happen...
It do happen when you pray with faith...
I pray to God, i was confuse between S.O.W. and NPCC
should i go NPCC or S.O.W.?
If i go NPCC, it will affect my S.O.W.
If i go S.O.W., it will affect my NPCC.
So I ask God help me...
God gave me a Broken arm...
It solved both situation, people may say it is curse, but to me is a blessing...
I thank God for this broken hand...

Newbie...

2008-07-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

Hello,
first time create an account i not sure how to use...