Craps And Nonsenses (LOL)...

“I'm in a movie!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Snakes on a Plane

With the success of Snakes on a Plane, several other filmmakers have attempted to bring a new twist to the popular formula for political satire.

Films of the Critters On A Conveyance genre currently released or under development include:

• Snape's on a Plane

• Piranhas on an Escalator

• Badgers on a Tram

• Suicide Bombers on a Plane

• Planes on a Plane

• Planes on a Snake

• Snakes on a Snake

• Snakes in your ass

• Motherf**kers on a Plane

• Oxygen on a Plane

• You on a Plane

• Republicans on an oil-tanker

• The Titanic on a Plane

• Bears on a Submarine

• Camels on a Submarine

• Snakes on a Coordinate Plane

• Snakes on a Plain

• Snakes on a Crane

• Snakes on an Inclined Plane

• Snakes on a Plaintiff

• Snakes on a Higher Plane of Existence

• Snakes on a Lower Plane of Existence

• Snakes on a Hydroplane

• A Fly in my Soup

• Al Capone in Alcatraz

• Al Gore's most important work to date: Spiders in the Loo.

• Al Gore on a cloud

• Alligators on a Golf Cart

• Animals on an Ark

• Antelopes in a Taxi

• Ants in Your Pants

• Armadillos on a Monorail

• Armored Bears on a Zeppelin

• Babies in a womb

• Badniks in a Semi-Automatic Handgun Production Factory.

• Badgers in a brothel

• Badgers in a Bath

• Bald people at a Hairdressers

• Batman and Robin in the Batmobile

• Bears on a Jet Ski

• Beatles on Drugs

• Becks on a Plane (based on the true story of David Beckham)

• Bees in a Spelling Bee

• Bees on a Bus

• Bees on an Amphibious Landing Craft

• Bender on a Fender

• Bill and Hillary Clinton in your Ass

• Borg on a Cube

• Bonds on Steroids

• Brains on a retard

• Bugs on a Camel

• Bugs on a Windshield

• Bullcrap on a Chef's Salad

• Bulls in a China Shop

• Bush in Iraq

• Butterflies in a Stomach

• Camels on a Hanglider

• Candirú in a Swimming Pool

• Captain Obvious on Being Obvious

• Care Bears on a Cruise Liner

• Cars in a Lane

• Castle in the Sky

• Cats in All Your Base

• Cats on a Hat

• CATS on a Zig

• Cats under a Lawnmower

• Cats On A Conveyerbelt

• Charlie Brown on Heroin

• Chavs at a Conference

• Chavs in a Cave

• Chickens on a Roller Coaster

• Chinese people at the Olympics

• Chimeras on a Space Shuttle

• Chimps on a Blimp

• Chuck Norris Under Your Bed

• Coatamundis on a Lawn Mower

• Cobras on a Jackhammer

• Cockroaches in Coffee

• Cockroaches In The Microwave

• Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick

• Colonel Sanders at KFC

• Conservapedians on a live, televised debate (a different kind of "conveyance" but no less hilarious/deadly)

• Cowboy Curtis on a Canope

• Crabs on a 'Copter

• Cripples on a Wagon

• Crocodiles in a Submarine

• Crows on a Bar

• Crows on a washing upline

• Cruise on a Couch

• Cylons on a Battlestar

• David Beckham on a Rickshaw

• David Seeman in goal

• Dead man in a chest

• Death in a box

• Democrats in Denver

• Dick in a Box

• Din mama on papa

• Dinosaurs in a Park (actually, it was already done ;) )

• Dingoes on a baby

• Dogs on a Spaceship

• Doctors in a Dormitory

• Dolphins on a Golf Cart

• Dorks in [Zork|Zork]

• Dragon on a Wagon

• Drakes on a Train

• Dykes on a Bike

• Dudes on chicks

• Elephants on an Elevator

• Emos in a Blender

• Emos on a knife

• Emus on a Go Kart

• Elephants in a minicab

• Ferrets on a Ferry

• Fire ants on a condom

• Fish on a Limousine

• Foxes on Boxes

• Frogs on a Log

• Gays on a Giant Gun

• Geese on the Hindenburg

• Genie in a Lamp

• Gerbils in Richard Gere

• Ghosts in a Hotel

• Gila Monsters on a Moped

• Giraffes on a Skateboard

• Girls on Trampolines

• Gnomes on a Kodo

• Goats on a Boat

• Godzilla in Tokyo

• Grease on John Travolta

• Green Eggs on Ham in a box with a fox

• Grues on a Garbage Truck

• Grues Up Your Ass

• Hamsters on a Hovercraft

• Hands in my Pants

• Hat on a Cat

• Headmasters in a closet

• Herman Melville on a Whale

• Hobos on a cheap airline flight

• Homosexuals in a Closet

• Hyenas on Parade

• Iguanas in a Lift

• Snakes on Iron Man

• Snakes on Iron Man on a Plane in outer Space

• Indians in a Cupboard

• Jack in the Box

• Japanese in a Fridge

• Jormangundr on a Longboat

• Jews in an oven

• Jews in a bank

• Jim Carrey in a bad movie

• Kangaroos on a Kite

• Kebabs on a Stick

• Kids in a Classroom

• King Kong in a Thong

• Kittens in a Huff

• Kittens in Mittens

• Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 1)

• Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 2)

• Klingons on the Starboard Bow

• Koalas on a Space Shuttle

• Komodo Dragons on Foot

• Kung Fu Pandas at the Box Office

• Lamps on a Washing Machine

• Lava on your lunch

• Lawyers on a NASA class 2 space shuttle

• Lawyers on a Forklift

• Lawyers on a Pogo Stick

• Lemmings on a land mine field

• Lemurs on a Beamer

• Lice in someone hair

• Lice on Rice

• Lions on a Pogo Stick

• Llamas on a Lland Rover

• Llamas on the LAM (with "LAM" referring to a new, sci-fi transportation system)

• Lucy in the Sky: With Diamonds

• Manatees in a Mansion

• Mario on a Kart

• Mario on a Mushroom

• Martians on a Fork Lift

• Martians on a Pogo Stick

• McCain on McPlane

• Memes in the forum (sure, they're dangerous!)

• Microorganisms on my Scalp

• Minks in a Sink

• Mitochondria in a Cell

• Mongoose on a Caboose

• Monkeys on a Bike

• Monkeys on a Crane

• Morons at Progressive.com

• Munkies on a Trukk

• Mr Miyagi on a Motorbike

• Michael Jackson on children

• Michael Jackson on Jesus Juice

• Motherf**kers in a Motherf**kin Line Being Stupid Motherf**ker While Looking Like Motherf**kin B***hes

• Motherf**kers in space

• Motherf**kers on an Anthill

• N00bs on a Forum

• Naked Mole Rats on a Segway

• Nigga on a bike!

• Niggas on crack

• Niggas on The Block

• Niggas on Welfare

• Negima! Season 2 Episode 2 Side A: Frogs on a Bullet Train (starring Asuna Kagurazaka, Negi Springfield, and Setsuna Sakurazaki)

• Ninjas in a Church

• Ninjas on a Big-Wheel

• Nixon on a toilet

• Noobs on Counterstrike

• N00bs on the 'Net

• Notes on a Scandal

• Obama H. up your Ass

• Orcs on a Zeppelin

• Osama on a Plane

• Obama on a Plane

• Oscar on a Wilde

• Oscar Wilde on a Child

• Otters on a merry-go-round

• Owls on a Tram

• Pandas on a Tuk-tuk

• Partridge in a Pear Tree

• Party in your Mouth

• Pedophiles on a School Bus

• Penguins in a Movie

• Penguins on a March

• Peppers in a Hoveround

• Pigs in a Blanket

• Pimps in the Crib

• Pirates at World's End

• Pirates on the Caribbean

• Platypus on a Water Raft

• Plates on a Table

• Polar Bears on a Train

• Porcupines on a Zipline

• Posts on a Topic

• Priests in a Preschool

• P***y on a Vibrator

• Quail on a Snail

• Rabbits on a Rocket

• Rabbits on a Rotating Plinth

• Raving Rabbids in a toilet

• Rails on a Railroad

• Rakes on a Train (prequel)

• Rats on a Double Decker Bus

• Rats on a ROFLcopter

• Ravens in a Rave

• Republican in the White House

• Rhinos on a Roller Coaster

• Sagat on a Moonbike

• Samuel L Jackson's career in a coffin

• Samuel L Jackson penetrating a motherf**kin T-rex

• Samuel L Jacksons on a Motherf**kin Plane

• Samuel L Jackson on Your Face

• Samurai in a sermon

• Scorpions on a Dirigible

• Sea Turtle on a Rollerskate

• Seals in a sandwhich shop

• Seals on Wheels

• Sharks on a Train

• Sharks on Your Face

• Sheep in a Jeep

• Sheep on a Subway

• Sheep in a Sandwhich

• Shits in the White House

• Shoop on a Whoop

• Shrikes on Strike

• Skanks on a Chain (Samuel L. Jackson's in that one, too..."Black Snake Moan")

• Sloths on a Skyscraper

• Snails on a Kayak

• Snake or plan (the Chinese version)

• Snakes in a Daycare

• Snakes in a Hairdressers

• Snakes in Plain Clothing

• Snakes on a Bi-Plane

• Snakes on a Train!

• Snakes on Kurt Cobain

• Snakes on a plain piece of paper

• Snakes on Bristol Palin (that's what she said!)

• Solid Snake on a Box

• Spammers on this Article

• Spiders on a Glider

• Spongmonkeys on the Moon

• Squirrels on a Garbage Truck

• Steaks on a Plain

• Stuff on a Stick

• Stingrays in a Swimming Pool

• Tapirs in a Tent

• Teletubbies on a Plane

• Tigers on a Bike (with that memorable catch phrase "Ahh, Tigers!") - Fraser Young, comedian.

• Tom Crui (plural?) on a couch

• Tommy Lee in a College (Never made it in the big screen)

• Triceratopses on a Tricycle

• Trolls on a forum

• Trolls on penis

• Turkeys in Turkey

• Tweenies on a Plane*

• Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia

• Uncyclopedians on a Bandwagon

• Unicorns on a Unicycle

• Unspecified animal in an unexpected and funny place

• Van Halen at a Concert.

• Vectors on a Plane

• Virus in a computer

• Wamps in a cave

• Wampas on a Hovercraft

• Weights on a Spring Balance

• Whales in a Washing Machine

• Whales on Tricycles

• Welshman on a Sheep

• Whimps on a Blimp

• White People in Harlem

• Willies in a washinf up bowl

• Wombats in wheelbarrows

• Wombats on a Whirlygig

• Wookies on a TIE Fighter

• Mexicans in a Church

• Black People on a Chicken

• Worms in an Apple

• Your Brain on Drugs

• Zebras on a Zeppelin

• Zombies in a Mall

• Zombies in an Elevator

• Orks on a Waaagh!

• Adam Sandler in a Good Movie (cancelled, God forbids his Laws to be broken)

• Lag on a Server

• Space Marines on a Raft

• Nerds on a Date (in development hell)

• Trolls on Probation

• Bros on a Ho

• Headcrabs on People's Heads

• Lakitus on a Cloud

• Pirhana Plants in a Pipe

• Kiwis on a Rampage

• Berserkers on a Floating House

• Pylons on a Road

• Pants on Fire!!! (they're all liars)

• Pokemon in a Ball

• Neurons on a Brain

• Cockroaches on a Colony Ship

• Hobbits on a Quest

• 1337 SnIpErZ on Halo

• Zerg in a Rush

• Pikes on a Peak

• Chameleons on Everything

• Scots on a Binge

• Generic Dangerous Creatures on a Generic Not Easily Escapable Mode of Transportation

• Fountain of Wayne

• Zebras on a Zeppelin

• I'm sick of these motherf**king edits on this motherf**king website!

• Mother on a F**ker!

• Hearts on Fire

• Daleks in a TARDIS

• Me on your mom

• Tramps on the Underground

• People on a Bus